This lemonade sucks. Good thing it was free.
Hanging with the new tenants of my old room. Montage went really well. I am tired.
Not sure how to feel about this fortune I got from Panda Express.
I visited my parents today. They fed me, then they sent me home with granola bars, tortillas, biscuits, ramen, and coupons for free cheese. Hell yeah, gonna get my queso fresco on.
Disneyland was the bombeazy and it did not rain.
This is how I feel right now.
It’s late enough that I could go to bed and today can be over, but I feel like I wasted my day.
What has two thumbs and fell in love instantly?
This friggin nerd who doesn’t want to friggin go to friggin work tofrigginday.
Dude’s parents have fudge pops. Idk if you understand how much I love fudge pops.
Look guys, it’s my first Facebook profile image, also the last time I went to Disneyland before I started working there, seven years later.
"Oh! I can make my quesadilla directly on the stove now because it’s an electric range so there’s no flame to be a weenie about!"